The Devil went down to Georgia;
He was looking for an election to steal.
He was in a bind.
Trump was way behind.
And he was willing to make a deal.
When he came across this guy Desantis,
Stirring up MAGA and making them hot.
And the Devil jumped up on an old sump truck
And said “Boy, let me tell you what.
I guess you didn’t know it,
But I’m a political player, too
And if you’d care
To take a dare,
I’d like to dance with you.
Now you really know how to addle folks, but give the Devil his due.
Help Trump to win and I swear by sin, the next president will be you.
The boy said “I know Donny, and it might be a sin,
But I’ll take your lead and we’re gonna need a
Couple’a other asses too.
Donny, offer up your show and play your suckers hard.
Cause Hell’s broke loose in Georgia and Reverend Warnton plays it hard.
And if you win, you get this shiny seal that’s made of gold
And the Republicans get America’s soul.
Now Boebert opened up her lips
And said “I’ll start this show.”
And crazy flew from her fingertips
As she let the people know.
And Alex Jones and Rogen’s show spoke with an evil hiss
And a bunch of media joined right in
And it sounded something like this.
Cue Christian heavy metal interlude
that doesn’t fit well
In written lyrics
like this
When the pundits finished, DeSantis said, “They’re pretty good ol’ son
But sit down on that couch right there and let me show you how it’s done…
“There’s the Deep State, boys. Run, boys, run!
The Dems are in the House and they’ll take your guns
Eating up babies, stealing your dough!
Letting gays marry? Oh no God no!”
The Devil bowed his head because he loved that good red meat
And he laid his personal endorsement on the ground at Donny’s feet
Donny said “All of you come on back if you want to want to see America win!”
And DeSantis grinned, all bathed in sin
“You’re the best that’s ever been.”
And he said:
“There’s the Deep State, boys. Run, boys, run!
The Dems are in the House and they’ll take your guns
Eating up babies, stealing your dough!
Letting gays marry? Oh no. God, no!”