Your Own. Emotional. Jesus.

Hi! Long time listener, first time caller: I’m ashamed to say this but my partner got their emotional support Jesus off Craigslist. Like… who ever orders anything from them in this day & age?

I noticed there might be a problem when their emotional support Jesus arrived with lighter, almost reddish hair. And an affiliation for some honey-based fermented drink. I don’t recognize the language they are speaking.

I’m worried we might have ended up with an emotional support Loki instead? Have any of your many listeners ever called you with this issue before. And how do we confirm if this is the real deal or something different?

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