Our Masks Do What Now?

Fuck. He found us out.

Now I’ll have to go public. With information about our California special masks.

What they don’t tell you is this. On Halloween in California, if your kids are watching TV (with their special masks on), their heads will explode. And this empowers Stonehenge, which is in California now. Through pagan/satanic blood sacrifice, of course.

Adults in California are immune. That’s because we all drink pumpkin spice. Which, as you know, is an invention of the not-heterosexual people (if only there was a name for that…).

Happy, happy Halloween everyone 😈

Well… tomorrow night at least.

Many thanks to John Carpenter and Season of the Witch. Because I will never get the Silver Shamrock jingle out of my head.

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