re: Jesus Dick: And lest we forget, this bit from the book of Enoch: “21. And the Lord called those men the seven first white ones, and commanded that they should bring before Him, beginning with the first star which led the way, all the stars whose privy members were like those of horses, and they brought them all before Him.”
In context, stars=angels. You know them. Elohim. The children of God. In Enoch, all the cool women were into them.
And Jesus was the son of God… so…
Bible has a comment on this (Mark 6:7-13): And He summoned the twelve and began to send them out in pairs, and gave them authority over the unclean spirits; and He instructed them that they should take nothing for their journey, except a mere staff—no bread, no bag, no money in their belt— but to wear sandals; and He added, “Do not put on two tunics.”
So not only was he hung, but so were the apostles.
Also nice that Jesus told them to not wear underwear.