In recent news, a nuclear scientist in a country that was the cradle of modern civilization died. Did I say died? I mean assassinated. Oops. I wonder what outgoing asshole could have ordered and/or facilitated that? It’s a mystery. A terrible mystery. That we may never solve. [heavy sarcasm implied]
You know, when I go off and kill someone for being annoying they call it “murder” and “horrifying”. But when a president throws a fit and does the same thing to someone across the ocean it’s considered to be “a matter of national security”.
Maybe I should run for local politics. They’ll let you kill folks then, right?