Archive for April, 2017

On the anniversary of Zombie Patient Zero

Posted: 17th April 2017 by Bill Maxwell in Personal

I want to offer the following suggestions: 1) If you see a zombie (patient zero), immediately and publicly declare it as risen / a messiah / a deity / a demigod. 2) Encourage people to immediately worship and/or investigate it immediately. This puts a wall of flesh between you and Zombie Patient Zero. 3) While […]